Hail, brave adventurer! Do you dare confront the fearsome hordes of popup ads that plague the Boughten Realms? Will you succumb to the relentless sirens’ song of 50% off? Can you defeat the merchants of Kapeetalia and their undying army of Kapeetalists? You could banish your foes with the “X,”, but necromancy shall revive them anew with each quest!

Will you rescue your limited-edition, exclusive heroes, held ransom by wizards beyond the Wall of Paerûn? Should you succeed, many treasures await you at the casino! I mean, treasure room.

Legends tell of orange-rarity weapons and garments. No one has lived to see them, but according to an elder seeress, they sparkle with stunning graphics of the second dimension!

Embark on hundreds of quests—then check back with the merchant, who boasts an addictive bonus to selling new items. I mean, additive.

Can you ADHD-Inattentive Type your way through the game? Many have tried, but few have succeeded.

Since nobody will read the reviews, I'll say in this review I'm gay and I love cross-dressing as a femboy.

Has an interesting variety of champions and modes for an AFK game.